Pulled this from a forum post on azcentral.com

The sad part is, it is COMPLETELY true... :-(

KOREA:
IF YOU CROSS THE NORTH KOREAN BORDER ILLEGALLY YOU GET 12 YEARS HARD LABOR.

IRAN:
IF YOU CROSS THE IRANIAN BORDER ILLEGALLY
YOU ARE DETAINED INDEFINITELY.

AFGHANISTAN:
IF YOU CROSS THE AFGHAN BORDER ILLEGALLY,
YOU GET SHOT.


Saudi Arabia
IF YOU CROSS THE SAUDI ARABIAN BORDER ILLEGALLY
YOU WILL BE JAILED.


CHINA
IF YOU CROSS THE CHINESE BORDER ILLEGALLY
YOU MAY NEVER BE HEARD FROM AGAIN.

VENEZUELA
IF YOU CROSS THE VENEZUELAN BORDER ILLEGALLY
YOU WILL BE BRANDED A SPY AND YOUR FATE WILL BE SEALED.


CUBA
IF YOU CROSS THE CUBAN BORDER ILLEGALLY
YOU WILL BE THROWN INTO POLITICAL PRISON TO ROT.

U.S.A.
IF YOU CROSS THE U.S. BORDER ILLEGALLY ....... YOU GET A JOB, A
DRIVERS LICENSE, SOCIAL SECURITY CARD, WELFARE, FOOD STAMPS,
CREDIT CARDS, SUBSIDIZED RENT OR A LOAN TO BUY A HOUSE, FREE
EDUCATION, FREE HEALTH CARE, A LOBBYIST IN WASHINGTON AND IN
MANY INSTANCES YOU CAN VOTE!